Funny quotes about dating men


05-Apr-2016 18:50

Though these quotes aren’t really by Mugabe we find them too hilarious to share. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father. Dear ladies, If your boyfriend didn’t wish you a happy mother’s day or sing sweet mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him. He who swallows a complete coconut have absolute trust in his anus. Dear sisters, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining, because you are not an umbrella. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don’t need to call those things “your breasts”, It’s called COW BELL, OUR MILK! Hurry not a woman's favor; neither forcer her hastily to surrender to thee.

Anyway, I've decided that tomorrow when the time is right, I'm gonna ask you to marry me. You've made me very happy."- "Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur." - "Gentlemen, welcome aboard." - "Captain, your navigator, Mr. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn." - "So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn." - "Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn." Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)"I think you're all f--ked in the head. She diveth not, she leapeth not from the pier; but by gentle shocks and cries of protest she entereth slowly; yet when the waters of love encompass her, then she is supported.



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